STARFRUIT GOSSIP: your daily celebrity-sized snack

Bye for now...

2007-02-12T09:28:00.000-08:00

Unfortunately I won't be able to post for the next few months, because I'm going to be traveling overseas for a month, then moving cross-country, job hunting, etc... Thanks to all of you for reading this site every day!! I'm going to miss gossiping!

If you love Starfruit Gossip, add Starfruit as a friend on Myspace and I'll post a bulletin if I start up the gossip again. In the meantime... here are some sites to keep you entertained:

Dlisted

Pink Renaissance

Yeeeah!

Celebrity Dirty Laundry

In Case You Didn't Know

Dirty Rotten Gossip

OMG Blog

Celebrity Baby Blog

Hollywood Rag

If you have a gossip site, feel free to post a comment with a link to it!

Fruit Cup

2007-02-09T10:12:00.000-08:00

Did Anna die of an overdose?

Howard K. Stern: murderer??

A Judge orders Anna's body preserved until the paternity hearing on Feb. 20th. Gross.

Larry Birkhead says goodbye

Anna's mother already chatting with the media

Really bad video of Anna's last moments in front of the camera

Anna Nicole Smith is dead

2007-02-08T12:52:00.000-08:00

Wow. This just in: Anna Nicole is deceased.

Anna Nicole Smith has died, this according to her attorney Ron Rail.

Smith collapsed at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Hollywood, Florida and died at a local hospital hours later..

According to hotel officials, Smith was "unresponsive" and emergency responders performed CPR at the scene and a breathing apparatus was inserted in her throat. Anna was immediately transported to Memorial Regional Hospital in Hollywood just after 2:00 PM EST.

WFOR-TV in Miami reports that Anna was found unresponsive in her hotel room. Local streets were closed off to rush Smith to the hospital, three miles away. Paramedics were seen pumping her chest as she was taken from the hotel.

Makeover? of the day: Jessica Simpson

2007-02-08T11:08:00.000-08:00

Jessica Simpson has been taking her new wig out on the town:

Hmm. I'm not sure how I feel about this. On one hand, it does look a lot thicker and shinier than before. On the other hand, it looks like an animal with really healthy fur is draped across her head.

Fruit Juicer

2007-02-08T10:24:00.000-08:00

Someone please confiscate Eva's season pass to Mystic Tan

Mischa Barton and Crisco have SPLIT! I guess it was the naked pics of him that did them in

Justin Timberlake is a dick in a box

Teri Hatcher is trying to give Barbara Bush a run for her money

Britney Spears is an embarrassment to the nation. Maybe to the world

Mena Suvari continues to look a little bonkers

Two C-list plastic surgery nightmares battle it out

Update on the psycho astronaut

From Justin to JC?

2007-02-07T18:30:00.000-08:00

I guess Britney is just making the N'Sync rounds? (Do you think she thought K-Fed was Joey this whole time??) I hope she doesn't think she can go for Lance next. Since he's out of the closet now, he's not interested in appearing with women and being "straight" the way the others do. Speaking of which, JC needs some help in that department. Sure, he's got the manly beer bottle on display, but the sequined collar kind of gives him away.

More of Brit being an extreme mess:

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He's gonna throw up a little in her mouth

2007-02-07T18:19:00.000-08:00

Xtina and Jordan are cute and all, but she should seriously get him some lessons in posing for the paparazzi. If she's going to stage a kiss for the cameras, at least make it something that doesn't hurt to look at!

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I didn't know you could get TP stuck there!

2007-02-07T15:59:00.000-08:00

Oh wow, and I thought getting it stuck on your shoe was embarrassing!!!

Jessica Alba in Albuquerque on the set of her movie "The Eye"...

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Fresh Squeezed

2007-02-06T09:55:00.000-08:00

Drew's dress looks like it's falling off

Awww... baby pandas!!

Anne Hathaway was depressed.

Tori Spelling's face looks like an ass. What else is new?

Jessica Simpson wants to adopt now too!!

Wayyy too much information about P-Diddy's nursery

Paris Hilton is a racist and a homophobe

Justin Timberlake can't stop flip-flopping between Jessica & Scarlett

Housewives

2007-02-06T09:40:00.000-08:00

Eva had her dress mauled by her cat before leaving the house, but don't worry.. she still made it to Felicity's book party on time!

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Flashalicious

2007-02-05T13:36:00.000-08:00

Fuggie Ferg shows us what she's got:

I'm kind of confused by the girl next to her. Is she in the middle of doing the "YMCA"? Cause that's the only explanation I can come up with.

*Note to self: Never wear a minidress with granny panties and then get on stage and start violently jumping up and down.

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Fruit Juicer

2007-02-05T10:18:00.000-08:00

Jessica Simpson sports a new tranny look

The love between Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy might last another year

Paris looks like she just saw her lawyer's bill for shutting down ParisExposed.com

Katie Holmes is so in love. Can't you see it in her face?

What do you think of Jennifer Aniston's new nose?

A bunch of celebs pranced around in expensive dresses to raise awareness for... some disease or something

What's wrong, Brit?

2007-02-05T10:03:00.000-08:00

Britney pops over to the drugstore for two bags full of leave-in conditioner and Ranch Doritos:

Oh yeah, and some cigarettes too:

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Fruit Cup

2007-02-02T16:26:00.000-08:00

Nicky Hilton, covered in belts.

Girly Timberlake is now dating Jessica Biel AND Alyssa Milano?! WTF?

Jennifer Lopez looks fake in yet another photoshoot...

A review of gossip from a year ago

Madonna is a cover girl with some animal's tail hanging out of her armpit

Joe Francis has been with every herps covered star in Hollywood!

Alanis Morissette and whats-his-face have ended their engagement.

Petra Nemcova is lookin good!

"Just friends," eh?

2007-02-01T11:25:00.000-08:00

Ok, so DJ AM and Mandy Moore are getting it on. I wonder if it's weird for DJ AM to have a girlfriend he can't lift with one hand? Anyway, these two are boring me already.

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Pants on head

2007-02-01T10:21:00.000-08:00

I don't know if Ashley Olsen gets that if you're already wearing 6 rabbits, you probably don't also need to stick an extra pair of pants over your head. What is that all about? Does she know about scarves and earmuffs?

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Fresh Squeezed

2007-02-01T09:23:00.000-08:00

David Hasselhoff is amused by waxing his chest hair

Lindsay Lohan just wants McDonalds and sex

Joss Stone has a new.... look

How weird, Carmen Electra was cast as a porn star

Lane Garrison: convicted felon!

Tyra Banks tells us to kiss her a**

K-Fed: Future Taco Bell employee?

Britney at Target

2007-01-31T11:28:00.000-08:00

What is it with celebrities and Target? I mean, I know even if I was a millionaire I would still be in Target going hog wild in the makeup section... but I would think these celebs would try to be a little classier than that. Especially Britney. I mean, besides the fact that she has 2 extensions coming loose, has stains on her shirt (which she wore yesterday too), is wearing greasy old sweatpants, and smokes while chewing gum every morning, she seems to care a lot about her appearance. Am I right?

I wonder if she ran into K-Fed filling out a job application inside??

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Fruit Plate

2007-01-31T10:20:00.000-08:00

Check out Denise Richards' post baby body! Can I have the number for her surgeon?

Tori Spelling is having a tupperware party. Hot.

K-Fed turned down $25 million?! Does he understand what "million" means?

More on the Justin Timberlake/Jessica Biel lovefest

Britney is collaborating with the Pet Shop Boys?

Ashlee Simpson has a Jay Leno chin

Sienna is a classy dame

2007-01-30T10:04:00.000-08:00

Sienna Miller headed to the afterparty for her NYC premiere of Factory Girl:

...Do we want to know what was going on in her limo? Somehow I doubt it. It probably involves a sobbing Jude Law, Paris Hilton, and a couple of chihuahuas.

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Makeover of the Day: Holly from the Girls Next Door

2007-01-30T09:55:00.000-08:00

Hugh Hefner's #1 girltoy, before and after he bought her a face:

A nose job, teeth caps, good makeup and quality hair extensions make such a difference!! Listen up girls, all you need is $20K for a little surgery and you too could have a spot in the Playboy mansion!

Latest celeb religion trend: Jewish?

2007-01-30T09:42:00.000-08:00

Britney Spears sporting a big ol' Star of David yesterday:

Maybe she's converting for her new boyfriend? Are they already married? Already divorced? With this one, who knows...

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2007-01-30T09:09:00.000-08:00

Heather Graham is gonna play a lesbo

Miss USA gets a chaperone and a bigger pad to hide her drugs in

Jessica Simpson & John Mayer looking really unromantic in Florida

Tom Cruise is the messiah of Scientology!!! I guess it's not Suri then.

Gwen Stefani calls her baby a blob too!

Wonky eyes are taking over the world!!

Paris wants to sue the people who posted her personal shit all over the internet

Fergie & Josh (Beast & the Beauty) go on a little walk

Man, rehab is rough!

2007-01-29T11:32:00.000-08:00

Rehab?? What's rehab? Lindsay leaves Christian Dior and takes a moment to pose for the paparazzi with her Starbucks iced beverage. That has got to be one of the ugliest hats I've ever seen. It's so ugly it's growing warts.

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Fruit Cup

2007-01-29T09:20:00.000-08:00

Brooke Hogan, looking tranny

Angelina Jolie's mother has died of cancer

The best dressed of the SAG awards

Best Actress Nominees... naked!!

Paris forgets her bra

Gross, Meg Ryan gets a chemical peel

A little Wentworth Miller for you addicts!

That's hot

2007-01-26T11:44:00.000-08:00

Paris leaving Mr. Chow with Nicky:

There is just so much wrong here I don't even know where to begin. I guess I should have censored her nightmare fingers, or at least put a **WARNING** at the top of this post for anyone who wants to sleep well tonight, so sorry about that!

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Grandma's closet

2007-01-26T11:08:00.000-08:00

Drew Barrymore attends a press conference for her movie "Music & Lyrics" with Hugh Grant:

Either she raided her grandma's closet for those necklaces, or she bought them for $5.80 at Forever 21. Either way, she should return them. And please leave the sack dresses to Mischa and the Olsens!

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Fresh Squeezed

2007-01-26T09:58:00.000-08:00

Jessica Simpson and John Mayer continue to make the rounds for the cameras

Justin Timberlake is now dating Jessica Biel?!

A Spice Girl is pregnant

Wow, Britney Spears is a cheap bitch!!

Sienna Miller, looking skanky at her premiere

Reese and Deacon

2007-01-25T18:43:00.000-08:00

Poor Reese, she's been looking a little unhealthy lately. Deacon, on the other hand, looks adorable! I guess it's the huge lunch she must have packed him in that XL lunchbox!

Fruit Juice

2007-01-25T10:26:00.000-08:00

Nicole Kidman was in a serious car crash

Brandy was in a car crash too

Jessica Alba goes for lunch

OMG!!! Johnny Depp's wife needs BRACES! Badly!

Mandy Moore looks hot at Letterman

A bunch of Paris' embarrassing stuff hits the internet

Kirsten Dunst, looking like hell. What else is new?

She's developing Posh boobs!

2007-01-25T09:53:00.000-08:00

Katie goes to the Armani show in Paris:

Ok so did Tom Cruise decide he wanted a different model robot, one more similar to Posh Beckham? Cause Katie's body is looking a little Posh-like in these latest photos...

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Fruit Plate

2007-01-24T10:04:00.000-08:00

Gross! What is wrong with Goldie Hawn?

Jennifer Aniston gets nose job #2

Hugh Hefner tells Kelly Osbourne she's too fugly for Playboy. Doesn't his 3rd girlfriend look a little like Kelly?

OMG what a bitch! Rachel Ray throws out insults at Oprah and Brad Pitt

Is Jennifer Connelly also jumping on the adoption bandwagon?

Jessica Simpson's side-boob shot

No words

2007-01-24T09:52:00.000-08:00

The Robotrons at Paris Fashion Week events:

Ugh, I just don't even know what to do with these two anymore. Katie can't keep her hands off of Liza Minelli's career sportswear, and Posh still looks like Katie's demented robot companion. Why are these two attached at the hip, again??

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Well, one of them looks happy

2007-01-23T18:52:00.000-08:00

How cute! They have matching faded fashion jeans on! But I think John Mayer needs to lose the monster sized fanny pack he has on. Just kidding, I know it's really just a man-purse.

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Fruit Cup

2007-01-23T18:31:00.000-08:00

Get ready for Jennifer Aniston & Courtney Cox to kiss on TV! This would have been more exciting 10 years ago.

Cameron Diaz in Hawaii

Naomi Campbell = Ambassador?!

The nominations for this year's Academy Awards

Anna Nicole tells Birkhead to f*ck himself on AIM

Uma Thurman is totally into the fake cast trend that Lindsay started

Uh oh... it's on!!

2007-01-23T00:41:00.000-08:00

Who's the hotter newlywed: Tori Spelling or Jessica Simpson??

Tori Spelling insists her new reality show with husband Dean McDermott will be better than Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson's MTV show Newlyweds: Nick + Jessica. Although they are starring in the reality series Tori + Dean: Inn Love, where they run a real bed and breakfast, she says they won't be copying Simpson and Lachey's infamous antics. Spelling explains, "We think of it as Newlyweds at the next level. "We are still newlyweds, but we have a baby on the way and our careers and a new business, so it's kind of like Newlyweds, Part Deux."

Um.. the only way Tori Spelling's show is gonna be Newlyweds 2 is if the title is "Newlyweds: 2 Dogs: One Human, One Canine."

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Makeunder of the Day: Gisele Bundchen

2007-01-23T00:32:00.000-08:00

Here ya go. Gisele with and without the help of makeup, a hairstylist, photoshop, flattering lighting, spray-on tan, and a Vicky's Secret push up bra. The one thing that pretty much sucks in both pictures is her hair.

Eva does Arena

2007-01-23T00:14:00.000-08:00

So here's Eva, reminding us that she isn't REALLY a housewife in real life. I'm not sure what the bondage-like images are all about.. it's like she's doing the Pamela Anderson thing, except for she's actually hot.

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Britney and K-Fed part II

2007-01-22T09:46:00.000-08:00

Britney and her new love-slave Isaac Cohen show up at Club Cabana:

Would it be possible for Britney to appear in public just once without her stomach showing in some way? Even Paris covers herself sometimes.

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Fruit Juicer

2007-01-22T09:28:00.000-08:00

Jessica Biel continues to show off on the beach

Keith Urban says his life was unmanageable before rehab...as a newlywed with Nicole Kidman, I guess

Beyonce shows her armpit AGAIN

Jake Gyllenhaal in head-to-toe spandex

Poor Jessica Simpson beat by the fugly stick

Mena Suvari goes topless at the beach

Sure.... Unsure

2007-01-19T10:59:00.000-08:00

Beyonce at the Dreamgirls premiere in Paris and earlier this week at the Golden Globes:

What is up with Beyonce's hussy poses lately? Is this her dad's idea? Jessica Simpson and Beyonce are totally both pimped out by their controlling fathers. And considering what a crazy sore loser he is, I wouldn't be surprised if he taught her this "winners pose."

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Is this Matt's new he-she?

2007-01-19T10:38:00.000-08:00

Matthew McConaughey frolicks in Australia with a man/woman:

First he shaves his chest, then he frosts his bangs, now this? What is going on, Matt? I'm not sure what he's doing, but I think I know why his "companion" has a towel hiding the bottom half...

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Fruit Juice

2007-01-19T10:16:00.000-08:00

Kim Kardashian follows in her buddy Paris' footsteps with a sex tape scandal of her own

Kerri Russell is PREGGERS!!!

Nicole Richie shows off her new hair at the airport

Guess which celebs showed up to get wasted on Trump's new vodka

Ew is Britney about to hurl??

Gwen with a worn-out looking Kingston

P-Diddy checks out Jessica Biel's rack

That kid who was kidnapped opened up a little on Oprah

Hobo Knightley

2007-01-18T11:06:00.000-08:00

Why does she have on a children's coat, Charlie Chaplin's hat, and Jessica Simpson's boots from 2001? Her stylist must be peeing in his pants laughing while he cashes his paycheck!

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Fruit Plate

2007-01-18T10:02:00.000-08:00

Sophia Bush wears some fug clothes to promote "The Hitcher"

ANOTHER model dies of anorexia?!?!

Sienna Miller, stop smoking crack.

A baby for Hugh Hefner?

Nick Lachey headed to a breakup with his rebound girl

Poor Marilyn Manson is having a mid-life crisis

David Beckham looks hot while promoting Razr

Lindsay goes to rehab

2007-01-18T00:33:00.000-08:00

Lindsay Lohan entered the luxe rehab facility Wonderland Center in Los Angeles' Laurel Canyon on Wednesday afternoon at 2:30 p.m., Us Weekly has learned.

"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health," Lohan tells Us Weekly through her rep, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick. "I appreciate your well-wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

She arrived at the facility in a blacked out SUV followed by a caravan of two other cars. Looking somber, the actress carried a dark Balenciaga bag and a Jamba Juice, she wore black tights, a green flannel shirt, a leather jacket, and a black baseball cap that said "Lola."

Though Lohan didn’t attend the Golden Globe Awards, the actress was spotted at Prince’s after-party at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel where "she was totally out of it,” according to an onlooker.

Witnesses say that the starlet partied until 6 a.m. Tuesday morning.

Wow... she's actually going to REAL rehab! Not making publicity appearances at AA meetings or "breaking a bone" and getting sent to the ER for the 10th time.

I wonder if they'll teach her to wear normal pants in rehab??

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Manwhore of the Week: Pete Doherty

2007-01-18T00:03:00.000-08:00

Dead. Sexy.

How can anyone deny the hottness??

Fruit Juicer

2007-01-17T09:45:00.000-08:00

Paris Hilton's dress is so shiny it hurts to look at her. Wait, it hurts to look at her anyway.

Jennifer Aniston wants to get in on the adoption trend

T.R. Knight of Grey's Anatomy talks about coming out of the closet

K-Fed is getting a superbowl commercial?! Why!!!

Donald Trump gets a star on the Walk of Fame

Katharine McPhee makes friends with her push-up bra

The Robotrons do lunch

2007-01-17T09:32:00.000-08:00

Ugh, it just makes sooo much sense that these two are friends. One of them is a human brain in a robot body and the other one is a human body with an alien-brainwashed brain. You know they want to just zap those paparazzi with ray guns so badly and are holding back.

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Nicole Richie, sexy bitch

2007-01-17T09:24:00.000-08:00

Yummy! From the E.T. claw hand to the feathered bleached hair.. this girl is just the definition of sexy!

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Fruit Cup

2007-01-16T09:49:00.000-08:00

Is Scarlett Johansson going to play Jenna Jameson?!

A few more Golden Globes peeps

Lindsay ditches her boytoy

Borat wins an award

Janice Dickinson looking like a dog with her new dog

Little Jayden James is turning into another Secret Suri

Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox will be doing Dirt

Britney's new man helps her walk

2007-01-16T01:54:00.000-08:00

Seriously, for the amount of money she's been spending on him, he should be carrying her ass on a satin pillow and dropping grapes into her mouth.

P.S. Is Britney really wearing a boa?! Umm..

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Peeps who wore white at the Golden Globes

2007-01-16T00:01:00.000-08:00

Jennifer Garner, awww what a cute mom. She totally picks conservative elegant mom clothes to wear to events. (Just ignore the shiny gold stilettos)

Why am I suddenly reminded of the swan dress Bjork wore? The random black bow hanging off the front doesn't help to distract me.

This is a really, really high quality sheet. Maybe 800 thread count.

Hayden Panettiere looks pretty good. This is white done right.

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Peeps who didn't wear white to the Golden Globes

2007-01-16T00:00:00.000-08:00

Brad and Angelina... I guess this is like their 3rd red carpet appearance together. It's starting to get boring now. Their combined hottness is still blinding though.

These two are cute, but such a snoozefest. And does he have a tiny diamond stud in his ear?! Nice bling David!! Maybe I'll bump into you next time I'm in Claire's!

Eva's skirt is pretty, but the top of her dress does nothing for her. I will say it's great that she's laying off the self tanner now that it's mid-January.

Ugh!! I think I'm going to vomit! Is that entire skirt made out of gold tin foil?! And I won't even start with the huge glittery gold bow around her waist.

Hilary looks like such an asshole with that big flower pin in her hair. She looks so proud though, so whatever.

I'll admit J-Ho looks really pretty here... but I just can't really get into fashion that also works as a duvet or as drapes.

Reese is adorable.. a newly divorced buttercup with bangs.

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You can buy love

2007-01-15T12:35:00.000-08:00

Britney and her latest rebound spent a ton of her money in Vegas over the weekend...

Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen have taken their hookup to new heights: a Fantasy Tower suite at The Palms in Las Vegas.

Sources tell People the couple stayed in the tower's $40,000-a-night, two-story Hugh Hefner Sky Villa on Saturday, where a Jacuzzi pool, a glass elevator, an 8-ft. rotating bed and a full bar are among the amenities.

"They seem very happy together," says a source who spotted the two, who started dating in the past month. Hotel officials had no comment.

Saturday night, Spears and model-actor Cohen, both 25, danced and smoked cigarettes at 8½, a gay club off the Strip, before leaving after about an hour.

So she went from a backup dancer to a "model-actor" (aka waiter)? I guess it's still an upgrade, because anything is an upgrade after K-Fed. I wonder if she brought her kids along... they might like the rotating bed.

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Cruise does the robot

2007-01-15T12:25:00.000-08:00

It's about time these two came out!! I haven't seen them in probably a whole week. It's a relief to know that Katie is still alive and Tom can still pass for a pale oompa loompa.

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Makeunder of the Day: Gwen Stefani

2007-01-15T12:15:00.000-08:00

Here's Gwen, with and without the help of photoshop. She looks a little like a 40-year-old Brittany Murphy without photoshop!

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Snow Princess

2007-01-14T13:00:00.000-08:00

Penelope Cruz attends the LA Confidential Magazine party:

Ok, so she looks a little like a wedding cake from the 80s in that dress... but other than that, Penelope is looking pretty cute! Less bug-eyed then usual, for sure.

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Makeunder of the Day: Kelly Clarkson

2007-01-12T10:40:00.000-08:00

Wow who is that?? Kelly should seriously consider bringing a M.A.C. makeup consultant with her everywhere she goes! Don't be ashamed to admit you need HELP!

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Not from that angle!!

2007-01-12T10:03:00.000-08:00

Ok, so at first you think that Britney may have cleaned up her act.. she still looks like a young Donatella Versace, but at least she looks a little more put together, right?

WRONG! The paparazzi catch her from an angle she wasn't expecting... the side angle!! This girl is seriously like a condemned building that someone slapped a coat of paint on to trick someone into buying it.

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Fresh Squeezed

2007-01-12T09:05:00.000-08:00

Ugh, Lindsay is starting to look old!!

Some pics of Jessica Simpson acting like an ass over New Years

Cameron & Justin tell us what we already know

Claire Danes picks up a new boytoy

Xtina looks like a bug next to these guys!

Paris shows off the drawn on cleavage

2007-01-11T10:15:00.000-08:00

Now that's hot. I guess the new trend she's trying to start is 5 bottles of self tanner directly applied to the chest, and a little cleavage action drawn on with brown eyeliner. She's totally showing those damn Greek parents what a classy gal she really is!

Paris checks out the artwork:

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New Couples

2007-01-11T10:01:00.000-08:00

Britney's new man is K-Fed part II

Marilyn Manson's new 19-year-old girlfriend

More of Joel Madden canoodling with Tales from the Crypt in Cabo

Lindsay Lohan looking like a tranny with her new boy toy

People's Choice Awards

2007-01-10T11:00:00.000-08:00

Damn her! She always looks gorgeous! Katherine Heigl walks the red carpet:

Gross. In the first picture he looks constipated, in the second picture he looks like Rain Man:

Oh. I guess Halle Berry isn't knocked up afterall. Check out her stomach:

Ew.. Carmen and Cameron are both like 80 years old and trying way too hard to look young. Well except for the old lady poof hair.

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Heaven Rain

2007-01-10T10:50:00.000-08:00

Brooke Burke and her fiance David Charvet have just welcomed their new baby girl into the world. And "Heaven Rain" is not the name of a trashy romance novel, it's the name of their new baby. I am not lying. I think at this point we should possibly consider neutering every celebrity. They might as well just skip Chucky Cheese and take Heaven Rain straight the strip club. Maybe she can learn to walk by holding onto the pole.

Brooke and David plan to tie the knot in the spring. Here they are leaving the hospital with their little floozie:

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Fruit Juicer

2007-01-10T10:33:00.000-08:00

Scarlett Johansson was just waiting for her chance to sink her claws into Justin Timberlake

Vanessa Minillo forgets her bra on TRL

Gwen Stefani's new video for Sweet Escape"

Paris Hilton nip slip #392389

Makeover of the Day: Laura Flynn Boyle

2007-01-10T01:33:00.000-08:00

omg... she used to be a redhead?? I had no idea!

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Gross couple alert

2007-01-09T19:17:00.000-08:00

Nicole Richie & Joel Madden spend some time together in Cabo:

Joel's trying as hard as possible to maintain the hardcore image while sunning himself in a pool chair in Cabo with Nicole draped over him. He almost pulls it off, but I'd suggest adding a couple more star tattoos.

Why is Nicole taking a picture of the two of them when she could just find some paparazzi photos online? I mean, celebs don't even need cameras. They could just make vacation albums from tabloid photos and stuff. Just cut the commentary off.

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Mr. & Mrs. Hottness come out again

2007-01-09T00:58:00.000-08:00

Angelina & Brad step onto their second red carpet as a couple for the premiere of "God Grew Tired of Us" in LA:

Aaahhh! What's up with the hand-claw in the picture above? Also, below she looks like she's starting to develop the Julia Roberts forehead-vein thing. I know you're a mother of three and all, but come on Angelina, get it together! The mother of the messiah is supposed to be perfect.

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Jamie Lynn, please take over already

2007-01-09T00:08:00.000-08:00

Little Spears in a recent photoshoot:

Just look at her! How cute. No goodies flying in the breeze, no hooker hair extensions, no middle-aged haggard face. She actually looks cute and wholesome. I think it's time for Spears II to take the throne and let Spears I just retire in a pool of frappachinos. Something needs to be done about that two-tone hair though.

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Makeover of the Day: Bruce Willis

2007-01-09T00:00:00.000-08:00

OK so I don't really know for sure if this is a makeover. I don't even remember when he had the Alaskan fisherman look. I just can't decide if the bushy look is better or worse than looking like Suri without her toupee. (You know Suri's face totally looks like that when she's begging Katie not to put the chip in her brain!)

Fruit Juice

2007-01-08T09:57:00.000-08:00

Keira Knightly should not put on a bikini.

Jessica Alba cleans up dog poop

Kate Moss is naked! and Pete gets kicked to the curb! Do I smell Springer?

Jay-Z shows off his huge blue car

Angelina calls the messiah a blob! How dare she!

Anna still seems sad about her son's death

2007-01-08T00:38:00.000-08:00

Anna Nicole and her "partner" attend the Samuel 'The Nigerian Nightmare' Peter vs. James 'Lights Out' Toney WBC heavyweight boxing match:

Poor girl! It's pretty clear that it will be a while before she can get her spirits back up and be ready to ham it up for the camera again. The tragic death is still taking its toll on her.

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Mini-Cruella

2007-01-08T00:30:00.000-08:00

Ashley Olsen is mourning the loss of the marmot she skinned to make this coat:

Compare this outfit to the outfit Britney wore over the weekend. Brit thinks she's a 16-year-old skank and Ashley thinks she's an 80-year-old senile socialite. The kind who goes to a party and accidentally eats the dog food instead of the appetizers.

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Makeover of the Day: Xtina Ricci

2007-01-08T00:17:00.000-08:00

Uh, why is this girl famous again?? I've never really understood it. After the Addam's Family, she should have just gone away and stopped scaring us.

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Still nasty

2007-01-07T11:11:00.000-08:00

You know her hair has something living in it:

Seriously, is there a reason she's wearing K-Mart underwear, cowboy boots and a neon bathing suit in the middle of winter? I know it's not THAT cold here in California, but still. 60 degree weather is the time for everyone to get out their stylish scarves and cute jackets. Not the time to dress like this.

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Fruit Cup

2007-01-05T11:39:00.000-08:00

What a shocker: Dita wants to divorce Marilyn ASAP

Xtina shows the hos how to properly exit a car

Britney makes a desperate attempt to win her fans back

Derek Jeter and Jessica Biel spend some quality time together

Jordan burned her son with hot water

Fonda tries to force class on Lohan

2007-01-05T01:00:00.000-08:00

Jane Fonda celebrates her 69th birthday and covers Lindsay's cleavage shot:

Why does Lindz have a towel on her head, and who is that old geezer leaning into the picture? Do I want to know the answers to these questions?

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Breaking: Wentworth says he's not gay

2007-01-05T00:55:00.000-08:00

Wentworth Miller has hit out at media reports questioning his sexuality, insisting he is straight. The 34-year-old star is still adjusting to life in the spotlight and the intense media scrutiny surrounding his personal life. He explains, "No, I'm not gay. I know these rumours are out there...I'm cool with the fact that they exist, I mean this is about fantasy. "Certain people are going to have certain fantasies. If someone wants to imagine me with a woman, or a man or one of each, that's cool with me as long as you keep watching the show."

Ladies, breathe a sigh of relief. He says he's not gay! He just likes to spend an unusual amount of time with his "roommate" and got a good deal on his Bobby Trendy bedset. That's all.

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Lindsay in the hospital

2007-01-05T00:54:00.000-08:00

Actress Lindsay Lohan was in a Los Angeles hospital on Thursday, having surgery to remove her appendix, her spokeswoman said.

"She is having her appendix removed," publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik said of the 20-year-old "Mean Girls" star.

Sloane Zelnik declined to elaborate on Lohan's condition. But the celebrity Web site TMZ.com said the actress saw a doctor on Wednesday after feeling ill and was diagnosed with appendicitis.

Ouch!! That sucks! It seems like she is always in the hospital for something...

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Makeover of the Day: George Clooney

2007-01-05T00:05:00.001-08:00

Ummm.... hehehehehe

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J & J go shopping

2007-01-04T10:10:00.000-08:00

Jessica Simpson and her secret boyfriend John Mayer take a shopping trip:

He smiles so much when he's facing AWAY from her! Nice.

Fresh Squeezed

2007-01-04T09:47:00.000-08:00

Aw, how sad... the OC is cancelled

Ashlee Simpson does not have a good bikini body

I don't know if I want to take love advice from Dew Barrymore

Anna Kournikova looks beat

Paris gets fired

Trainwreck!!

2007-01-04T09:16:00.000-08:00

Britney goes to Dolce and Les Deux:

Oh god... I miss the barbie hair extensions, at least those sometimes went in her face and covered up the mess. What has happened to this girl?! She went from a hot young vixen to looking like a 40 year old tranny. Make it stop...

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Makeover of the Day: Nicole Kidman

2007-01-04T00:00:00.000-08:00

Nicole gets photoshopped for W:

I guess she's at that age where the photoshoppers just don't even care anymore if they make her look recognizable or not. They just want to put her name on their cover, and a photo of something that looks like it could have been Nicole about 20 years ago in REALLY flattering lighting.

Is any part of this real?

2007-01-03T10:19:00.000-08:00

Tara shows off her doctor's handiwork at New Year's...

This is so gross. I don't think her face can move out of that smile. And you know you're struggling when even Paris has more realistic looking extensions than you do.

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Fruit Plate

2007-01-03T09:28:00.000-08:00

I didn't know Vanessa Minillo was so classy

Gross, Demi Moore wants to get knocked up by Ashton Kutcher

Kid Rock makes an ass of himself

See Brandon Davis and his brother in their true form...

Haha! K-Fed tries to hit on Lindsay Lohan!

Omg... Donald Trump's wife, NAKED!

I love how she never wears pants

2007-01-03T00:48:00.000-08:00

Lindsay at South Beach:

Who is that guy? Did Harry Morton gain a lot of weight? Anyway, I love how Lindsay will wear something like this huge wifebeater and work it like it's a million dollar gown.

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Paris turns down perverted things

2007-01-03T00:45:00.000-08:00

Paris Hilton turned down the chance to have a sex doll made in her image - because the idea freaked her out. Hilton hated the thought of strangers making love to a doll that looked exactly like her, even though the venture would have made her a fortune. She says, "I turn down perverted things, some sex things. Like a Paris Hilton blow-up doll. "They were like, 'They'll sell for $50,000 each, it'll be the real-life you.' And I'm like, 'I really don't want a real-life me with anyone, anywhere. No!'"

You know the truth is she knows the doll won't really make any money. Why would guys pay all that for a doll when they could get the real thing for free? I guess the bonus with the doll is no crabs. Also, you could have your doll custom made with 2 normal eyes.

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MakeGross of the Day: Kimora Lee Simmons

2007-01-03T00:39:00.000-08:00

Gross, this girl seriously makes me want to vomit. She's just nasty. It's like now that she's got a nose job that cut her nose to half its size, she's crowned herself the queen of skank.

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Alba rings in the new year with tricky bikini bottoms

2007-01-02T10:51:00.000-08:00

Just what you want to see... more Jessica Alba bikini pics!

She's so crafty with the skin-colored bikini bottoms... is she trying to make it look like her ass is hanging out, and giving strokes and heart attacks to every guy on the beach? Maybe she was hoping the paparazzi would get so excited that they'd faint and she'd be left alone to canoodle with her boyfriend Cash in private.

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Jessica & John come out of the closet

2007-01-02T10:36:00.000-08:00

John Mayer and Jessica Simpson rang in '07 "full-on making out" at the Hudson Hotel party thrown by Christina Aguilera. It was the first public acknowledgment of a relationship they have been denying since August. (The mystery source on that first story, by the way, was a deliveryman who saw Mayer in his boxer shorts at Simpson's home, and sold it to the tabs.)

"He was scratching her back, they were kissing, it wasn't subtle," says a spy at the Heineken-sponsored bash. The couple dined earlier in the evening at Country, after shopping at Barneys during the day.

A source tells us they are staying together at The Mercer hotel in SoHo.

An insider says: "John has been thrilled that they have been tricking the media, but she doesn't really care. His Christmas present to her was a framed copy of the Us Weekly cover that says 'Dumped: John ditches Jessica.'"

Um, wow that's a romantic Christmas gift! "Here honey, I framed us a copy of the tabloids tearing you apart and lying about you. Happy holidays! Let's suck face!"

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If K-Fed had any dignity, it's gone now

2007-01-02T09:58:00.000-08:00

After you stop laughing about the thought of Federgrime having any dignity, check out these pictures of him making a SECOND appearance on WWE to get the snot kicked out of him:

I guess he showed us... he's a star after all! Multiple appearances as a punching bag on WWE... he's seriously not far from Oscar nomination.

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Fruit Cup

2007-01-02T09:42:00.000-08:00

Jessica Alba's ass

Cameron & Justin spent their new years apart

Benji Madden got engaged... start the countdown to the divorce

Nick Lachey finally got his load of cash and bling out of the divorce settlement, now he can take Vanessa shopping

What?! Britney is planning to adopt? I guess putting just her biological kids in danger wasn't enough...

Simon Cowell has some nice chimis

Makeover of the Day: Paula Abdul

2007-01-02T00:02:00.000-08:00

Aw, poor Paula. She can't help it that she's been fashioned challenged through every decade. And don't try to blame the 80s, cause the 80s ended 18 years ago.

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Nicole may have grown into a size 0

2006-12-30T00:14:00.000-08:00

Nicole takes her half-sister to see Charlotte's Web:

You must admit, her legs are looking pretty healthy and cute! However her arms still look like they could be used for weapons. Who would ever dare to mug her with arms that sharp? I guess it's smart really.

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Julia Roberts just got knocked up again!!

2006-12-29T15:57:00.000-08:00

Julia can't keep her legs closed...

Julia Roberts is expecting her third child with husband Danny Moder.

Roberts is due this summer, her rep, Marcy Engelman, confirms.

News of the pregnancy first appeared in the New York Post's Page Six column. Roberts, 39, and Moder, 37, were married in July 2002 and welcomed Hazel and Finn (short for Phinnaeus) in November 2004.

In May, Roberts told David Letterman of the twins: "They seem to really love each other. He's sort of very boyish and masculine. He has red hair and big green eyes. And she's very girlish and has very blonde hair and blue eyes. He likes blueberries. She likes her daddy."

All I have to say is, let's hope this baby is a girl, cause if it's a boy she's going to pick out another sissified name for it.

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Fruit Juicer

2006-12-29T15:45:00.000-08:00

Michael Jordan and his wife are getting divorced

Where are all the trashiest celebs spending New Years??

Ew nasty, Kim Stewart and Lindsay Lohan both look old and haggard

Genius: Paris Hilton toilet paper

Jamie Lynn Sigler looks like a cheap hooker

Kate & her mini-me

2006-12-29T00:23:00.000-08:00

Kate Beckinsale and her daughter Lily go shopping at Kitson:

Is that random woman behind her an assistant and her only job is to carry that 4 inch Kitson bag? I'm just going to assume that's the case. Anyway, Kate and her daughter look like they're headed to an audition for Newsies.

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wtf? Prince Harry is going to Iraq?

2006-12-29T00:04:00.000-08:00

Prince Harry is going to Iraq, reportedly heading there with his unit in May.

Harry will be stationed near the southern port city of Basra and will likely be assigned to patrol the border with Iran.

London's Daily Telegraph said Harry, 22, is determined to go, despite reports of resistance from many in the military who fear he would be a fat prize for terrorists.

They're also worried he would attract attention and put his fellow soldiers in greater danger.

The Telegraph said officials are trying to figure out how to minimize the danger without giving Harry special treatment.

Ok, that's cute and all that he wants to go, but you know they're going to stick him in some heavily barricaded building and surround him with every British troop they've got. Does he really think he's gonna be allowed to run around dodging land mines?

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