Carmen Electra helps you spend money

Users of the Carmen MasterCard aren't racking up frequent flyer miles... they're vying for the chance to win one special date with the newly single Electra. You know, I think the folks at MC would have better luck with this card if it featured Laura Bush. Or maybe Ruben Studdard. Really, just about anyone who hasn't spent the prime of their life getting cozy with these guys: