High Maintenance

An airport insider says, "The trip only lasts two weeks but it looked like they were emigrating. "The airline were accommodating with their allowance but the check-in desk said that regardless of how much they could afford, there simply wasn't enough room. "Luckily, Jay-Z and Beyonce aren't poor and paid up enough to charter a seperate plane."
After arriving in South Africa, the couple paid people to chew Beyonce's gum, take out her earrings, brush her hair, and put up the toilet seat for Jay-Z. Ok so I just made that last part up, but would you be surprised if it was true?

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