Newest LAPD recruit

Watch out!! Paris is going to arrest you, tie your hands behind your back with a piece of her weave, and then put you in "jail" (a.k.a. the cage wrapped in pink lace that tinkerbell lives in.)

Just look at this girl. If it weren't for her family money, she'd totally still have made a name for herself. She'd be doing just fine as one of the top 5 strippers at the strip club 20 miles outside of Reno.

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