Tinkerbell is still alive

The poor thing is clinging to the pavement as if it's life depends on it, and it does. Paris is like some kind of giant transvestite streetwalker terrorizing the helpless. Who knows what she has in store for this poor little pooch. I'd like to nominate Tinkerbell for "Man of the Year" next year, for courage, bravery and taking one for the team.

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