Fresh Squeezed

Eva Longoria talks about her engagement...

Wesley Snipes arrested for tax fraud. Ohmygod, just pay your taxes. THEY WILL FIND YOU.

Breaking: Matthew McConaughey can't dress

Ew, Keira Knightley looks like shit

Al Gore takes time out of his busy schedule to diss Lindsay Lohan. No comment from the Clintons. (You think I'm kidding, don't you?)

Say it ain't so... are Mandy Moore and WILMER dating again?!