Pamela Anderson hallucinates

As you know, Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock were married the other day on a yacht in San Tropez. In a note posted on her official website, Pam described the wedding as "The best most romantic wedding of all time." Really? Of all time? Could you mean the most romantic of your weddings? Or perhaps the most romantic of the ones you've attended in the past 6 months? Because if the most romantic wedding of all time includes three sketchy hats and two fake boobs, there's really no hope for the rest of us girls. No hope at all.