Makewhore of the day: Paris Hilton

I know we haven't seen Paris in the news in over 6 whole hours, and you're probably going into Paris withdrawal right now. So what better way to scratch that Paris itch (pun intended) than to feature her as Makeover of the Day?

This is pretty straightforward. She goes from whore to whore to whore. I guess you have to credit the girl for being consistent.