Nooo shit

Hi-Def TV tells us what we alllll knew already: Rosie, Howard, Madonna and Britney are FUG.

Rosie O'Donnell has been named the "worst looking" celeb in High-Definition TV according to Phillip Swann of TVPredictions.com, a website that covers the HDTV industry. Swann says "no one enjoys the view of Rosie in high-def" and adds that she "looks like she uses a Brillo pad" to wash her face.

Ya don't say? You mean that little darling face doesn't transfer well? Shocking. From here she looks vibrant and revitalized! SUCH a fresh face!

Next on the least wanted list is Howard Stern. Swann thinks the shock jock has undergone the "worst abuse of a surgical scalpel since Jack the Ripper roamed the streets of London."

Hmmm, another shocker. His neck is so tight and his teeth are so nice and whhhite. Like a strapping 20 year old! This list is wacky, right?

Others on Swann's hit list include Britney Spears. "Mrs. Federline is just 24, but she looks 34 in HDTV."


Oh c'mon. EVERYBODY knows Crisco face is like, SO. IN. Jeez. Clearly these peeps are raging LAHOOOSERS.

Celebs that Swann thinks do look good under the HDTV microscope include Scarlett Johansson, Beyoncé, Eva Longoria, Ben Affleck and, believe it or not, Martha Stewart.

Martha friggin Stewart looks good?! Now I KNOW this list is wacky.

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