Corpse Jessica

Jessica Simpson arriving to watch her sister perform in Chicago:

Wow. I take back what I said about people buying tickets to Ashlee's show to see Jessica. Jess looks like she just spent 4 months in an underground bomb shelter sleeping on the floor and eating canned tuna and prescription drugs. Someone has a firm grip on her wrist to keep her from running screaming and flailing towards the mirage of fresh food and makeup remover she's looking at right now.

Night of the Living Pop Star:

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