Paris looks like a Strip-O-Gram

Paris Hilton is currently in Germany to attend Oktoberfest and promote Rich Prosecco, a drink she is endorsing. She donned a traditional Dirndl costume at a press conference for the beverage today.

She told photographers that she loves her dress: "I've found four of them and bought them."

Paris looks how Goldilocks would look if she grew into a lazy-eyed whore, lost her golden locks and had to stick fake braid extensions on the sides of her head. I wouldn't be surprised to find out that she showed up on the doorstep of some random Greek billionaire with a boombox and started lip synching and stripping.



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