"You're going down"

Those fightin words are from none other than total badass...DAVID HASSELHOFF. Clearly, someone was been hasseling the hoff. I'm here all week everybody!

The story goes that he called 911 saying that his daughter attempted suicide after he heard she had a cut on her wrist. Turns out, she was scratched by the family cat. Classic.

Hasselhoff made an emergency call Sunday night saying that his daughter had “cut herself” in what was allegedly a suicide attempt. Now Bach tells TMZ that her daughter never attempted suicide and that David made the call out of pure revenge and to make her look like a bad parent.

According to Bach, Hayley Hasselhoff, 14, was scratched by the family cat Sunday night at around 6 p.m. She says her daughter was crying uncontrollably, so she called David and suggested they take the girl to see a psychologist on Monday. At that point Bach claims David threatened to call the police on her.

"You're going down,” he allegedly told Bach. “I'm calling the police."

Bach says that the police and paramedics arrived and took the girl to the hospital, which they are required by law to do in the case of a possible suicide attempt. She was released shortly after arriving there.

Hasselhoff's publicist Judy Katz tells TMZ (which actually has a picture of the Hasselhoff family cat -- they really are everywhere!) that Hasselhoff became alarmed when his older daughter, Taylor, called to say her sister was bleeding. Hasselhoff denies telling 911 about a suicide attempt, but says the 911 operator may have interpreted it that way. He also denies even speaking with Bach Sunday night. Hasselhoff, who was about to board a plane for a film festival, left town without visiting his daughter.

So he left without even visiting his "suicidal" daughter? Nice. They're all maniacs if they really were hysterical and frantic over a cat scratch. THERAPY, ANYONE? My personal favorite part of this story? Him allegedly saying YOU'RE GOING DOWN. So Miami Vice of him.

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