Raise your hand if you're dumb!

Paris is a dumbass. BUT we all knew that already, right?

The star was quizzed over a 2004 robbery at "Girls Gone Wild" producer Joe Francis' Los Angeles home, because Francis claims she told him information about a suspect at a later party. But Hilton told investigators she was not a reliable witness, because she has a bad memory and isn't clever.

The confession can be heard on an audio tape to be aired on "Dateline NBC." The sometime singer/actress says, "Like I really ... I don't remember. I'm not like that smart."I like forget stuff all the time."

Detectives are heard on the tape trying to coax Hilton to remember what she told Francis, according to Page Six.

The fact that the Girls Gone Wild guy being robbed, Paris admitting she's a raging dumbass and all this being caught on tape all at the same time is so FANTASTIC!!! Seriously! I'm giddy! Paris is a dumbass! Paris is a dumbass! Join me, won't you!? *sings while skipping*

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