Hilary & Joel's secret to happiness

Apparently there's something keeping these two together, and it isn't Joel's love of underaged women or his love of horses.

Duff tells Life & Style magazine that the two constantly leave each other "a lot of secret notes," to keep the flame alive. While we think passing notes is "So Yesterday," apparently it's considered cool for the "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" even after graduating middle school.

Hilary also reveals she'd rather have a party for two than hitting up all the Hollywood clubs like some of her former Disney co-horts saying, "We both really like having normal lives outside of our not-so-normal jobs. We're absolutely fine hanging out, just us two. It doesn't always have to be a party for us."

It's a good think it doesn't have to be a party for you, Hilary, considering it'll be years before you can get into 21-and-up clubs. And I'm sure you'd rather not tag along to the kinds of clubs Joel goes to without you, cause you'll first need to learn how to slip dollar bills into thongs.

Hil & Joel canoodle on Rodeo Drive:



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