Beagle Jones

Star Jones and Al Reynolds help hip-hop mogul Russell Simmons ring in his 49th birthday at Miami hotspot Lucky Strike on Monday.

Um. Wow. CRAAAACK WHOOOORE! Hot damn. Star is strung. out. Russell is totally mizzz and all, great, I have to take a pic with these raging lunatics. Who invited them? Al is totally flashing the smile he's practiced in his pretty vanity for hours. Star...god...no words for Star. Has she fired her makeup magician? Because it takes pure MAGIC to make that face look purty. Yes, indeed.

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