*AVERT YOUR EYES*

Y'all are about to witness the origin of all STD's. It's a medical marvel...one of many questions and inquiries. When and where did STD's come from? The answer is finally revealed:

You know that guy is totally trying not to look but it's like a car accident....it's so bad you just HAVE to look. I'm sure his eyes burning into dust as a side effect will totally be worth the glimpse into the eye of the STD. I'm so sorry to damage your virginal eyes. It had to be done.

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