Italy: Prepare yourself

The couple's rep, Arnold Robinson, confirms the wedding will take place November 18 in Italy--"All those details are correct," he says--and tells Us "proper security measures are being taken" to keep the vows private.

The invites are just the latest detail scratched off the couple's "I do" to-do list. Italian designer Giorgio Armani has confirmed to Us that he will create Holmes' wedding dress. "When I am asked by a friend to make a wedding wardrobe, it goes straight to my heart," Armani, who will also whip up Cruise's wedding wear, tells Us. "It really is an honor to play a small role in that milestone moment."

There you have it. The official date of doomsday and the beginning of the merging between the stars and the scientology lords. Fire will be coming out of the sky and scientologists will roam the streets looking for young blood all the while John Travolta and Tom Cruise will be sucking face in the corner but no one will care because Lord Zenu will be zapping people with his fierce brainwashing beams. Either that or we can expect to see lil Cruise looking like a little mouse in his little Armani suit and platforms with his gigantic toothy smile and his lady Droopy Eyes will dwarf him with her white gown. So, basically, it'll be a regular ol' Saturday.

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