Tinkle tinkle, little star

Christina Aguilera opened up to Blender magazine in an interview to hit stands next week. The star singer even admitted to peeing in a bucket, stark naked, in a roomful of strangers, saying, "I'm very comfortable with my naked body. There's probably even some video of me peeing."

Thank you for the abundance of unwanted information. I think someone needs to sit Ms. Aguilera down and explain that being comfortable with your naked body can entail running around your house naked and even shaking your bare chimis at intrigued neighbors while pumping the rock out hand sign. Peeing while naked in the middle of a busy room is called pulling a Steve-O from Jackass. Not quite the look you're going for when you're trying to be all old Hollywood glamour, now is it. Now call up your rep and tell them that the magazine took your words out of context. NOW.

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