Breaking: Paris is self-absorbed

Former Saturday Night Live star and head writer Tina Fey has slammed Paris Hilton for being a horrible guest host on the comedy sketch show. Fey appeared on the Howard Stern's radio show Thursday morning, where she explained that guest hosts are usually great, but once every few years you get a bad one, like Hilton, who was "a piece of s**t!" According to Cityrag.com, Fey was less than impressed with Hilton, claiming she had "the hair of a Fraggle (a muppet-like character from Fraggle Rock) and left "nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor" from her "cheap weave." She also revealed that the socialite asked the writers to pen a skit so she could play Jessica Simpson "because I hate her" and "she's fat".

The cast also had a running bet to see if the self-obsessed Hilton would ask a single personal question to any cast member at any time during the entire week. She asked one, according to Fey, to Seth Meyers, about the ethnicity of another cast mate.

Isn't this exactly what we expect from Paris? Really, it could have been a lot worse. She could have asked that cast member to stop being so ethnic, and then demanded that her Valtrex and other necessities be delivered to the set by a naked male model.

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