A montage of Britney crotch shots

Now that Britney has flashed her crotch more times than Paris Hilton can say "that's hot," I thought it was time to put together a little collection of Britney Spears crotch shots:

I don't get it. Her skirt here doesn't even look like it's all that short. Is it impossible to make sure your entire crotch doesn't hang out when you're getting into a car?



Oh my God. Are you guys seeing what I'm seeing here? When PARIS HILTON has to reach over and close your legs for you, because your behavior has gotten too whorish for her to handle, you know you're past the point of no return.



I'm not sure if that strip of fabric is a skirt or the bottom part of her bra.



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