From Justin to JC?

I guess Britney is just making the N'Sync rounds? (Do you think she thought K-Fed was Joey this whole time??) I hope she doesn't think she can go for Lance next. Since he's out of the closet now, he's not interested in appearing with women and being "straight" the way the others do. Speaking of which, JC needs some help in that department. Sure, he's got the manly beer bottle on display, but the sequined collar kind of gives him away.

More of Brit being an extreme mess:



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What's wrong, Brit?

Britney pops over to the drugstore for two bags full of leave-in conditioner and Ranch Doritos:

Oh yeah, and some cigarettes too:

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Britney at Target

What is it with celebrities and Target? I mean, I know even if I was a millionaire I would still be in Target going hog wild in the makeup section... but I would think these celebs would try to be a little classier than that. Especially Britney. I mean, besides the fact that she has 2 extensions coming loose, has stains on her shirt (which she wore yesterday too), is wearing greasy old sweatpants, and smokes while chewing gum every morning, she seems to care a lot about her appearance. Am I right?

I wonder if she ran into K-Fed filling out a job application inside??



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Latest celeb religion trend: Jewish?

Britney Spears sporting a big ol' Star of David yesterday:

Maybe she's converting for her new boyfriend? Are they already married? Already divorced? With this one, who knows...



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Britney and K-Fed part II

Britney and her new love-slave Isaac Cohen show up at Club Cabana:

Would it be possible for Britney to appear in public just once without her stomach showing in some way? Even Paris covers herself sometimes.



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Britney's new man helps her walk

Seriously, for the amount of money she's been spending on him, he should be carrying her ass on a satin pillow and dropping grapes into her mouth.

P.S. Is Britney really wearing a boa?! Umm..


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You can buy love

Britney and her latest rebound spent a ton of her money in Vegas over the weekend...

Britney Spears and Isaac Cohen have taken their hookup to new heights: a Fantasy Tower suite at The Palms in Las Vegas.

Sources tell People the couple stayed in the tower's $40,000-a-night, two-story Hugh Hefner Sky Villa on Saturday, where a Jacuzzi pool, a glass elevator, an 8-ft. rotating bed and a full bar are among the amenities.

"They seem very happy together," says a source who spotted the two, who started dating in the past month. Hotel officials had no comment.

Saturday night, Spears and model-actor Cohen, both 25, danced and smoked cigarettes at 8½, a gay club off the Strip, before leaving after about an hour.

So she went from a backup dancer to a "model-actor" (aka waiter)? I guess it's still an upgrade, because anything is an upgrade after K-Fed. I wonder if she brought her kids along... they might like the rotating bed.

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Not from that angle!!

Ok, so at first you think that Britney may have cleaned up her act.. she still looks like a young Donatella Versace, but at least she looks a little more put together, right?

WRONG! The paparazzi catch her from an angle she wasn't expecting... the side angle!! This girl is seriously like a condemned building that someone slapped a coat of paint on to trick someone into buying it.

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Still nasty

You know her hair has something living in it:

Seriously, is there a reason she's wearing K-Mart underwear, cowboy boots and a neon bathing suit in the middle of winter? I know it's not THAT cold here in California, but still. 60 degree weather is the time for everyone to get out their stylish scarves and cute jackets. Not the time to dress like this.



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Trainwreck!!

Britney goes to Dolce and Les Deux:

Oh god... I miss the barbie hair extensions, at least those sometimes went in her face and covered up the mess. What has happened to this girl?! She went from a hot young vixen to looking like a 40 year old tranny. Make it stop...



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Oh, Britney...

This mother of two shows off her streetwalker chic:

Ahh!!! Is she just trying to prove to us that she IS wearing underwear now? What is that? What kind of a store sells a "dress" like that, and can we please burn it down?

Um, Brit, I'm not sure what the point is of finally closing your legs while getting into a car. You've got underwear on now, and we've already seen it. From all angles.

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Britney's new pad

Britney Spears has bought a Mediterranean villa near Mulholland Drive in Beverly Hills listed at a whopping $7.2 million.

"Britney looked at it on Thursday, Dec. 7," a source tells Star. "She brought like seven or eight people. They were her bodyguards and a few male dancer friends. She stayed for five hours and said she wanted the house immediately. She then got ready in one of the bedrooms at the house for her night out on the town. She took forever to do her hair and makeup. It was such a scene! She came off as very high maintenance. Nice, but demanding. It was obvious she was used to getting what she wanted."

The six bedroom, six-and-a-half bathroom home is 7,400 square feet and is located in a gated community on Summit Circle, just off Coldwater Canyon.

"She asked the sellers to get out right away," says the source. "So they moved to a hotel on December 12."

The sellers managed to get all their belongings out in that short five day period, but left the furniture behind because Britney wanted to keep it, the source adds.

"Britney liked the house just as it was," says the source. "She didn't want to have to wait for new furniture to be brought in."

Damn! You know you've made it when you can kick millionaires out of their own home and they'll move into a hotel for you, and give you all their furniture. Ok, so a 25 year old girl who's worth over 60 million is a spoiled brat? Why are we surprised? Good for Britney, it must have been tough when she tried to scrub K-Fed's grease out of her Malibu home and realized that it just wasn't happening.

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Dare I say it...

Britney's actually looking pretty decent here:

Ok, not GREAT, but I don't see any plastic barbie hair or mini skirt with goodies hanging out of it. The hair color actually looks pretty good on her, and she's dressing like a normal girl. Now all she needs is just 2 extra inches of fabric at the bottom of her shirt...

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Britney's rebound

Britney Spears has been seen canoodling with Jonathan Rotem, the big-time music producer who has done work on some of her songs.

Um... this may be a step up from Federgrime since this guy actually has a job.. but let's stop for a minute and take a look at his jacket imprinted with dollar signs and diamonds, (classy!) and his greased hair. Does he just swirl his head in a bucket of Crisco before he leaves the house? Poor Britney is just clueless with men.

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Britney Spears goes dark

Brit sports her latest Clairol color:

Um.. her necklace looks like it has animal teeth on it. And that pendant.. is this her attempt to prove to Kevin that she's got the better bling? Cause I think I'd rather have his dollar sign necklace.

I sure hope she's got underwear on under that skirt!!

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Is Britney scoping out another deadbeat dad?

Britney hangs out with her backup dancers (doesn't she know better??):

Oh no. She's wearing the Michael Jackson T-shirt that the backup dancer below was wearing. Did they just trade clothes and maybe something else in a closet? Hasn't she learned her lesson by now?? I guess if it must happen again, at least the backup dancer with the MJ shirt would make cuter babies than the meth-face above.



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Someone's starting to look like their father...

Is little Sean P. just imitating the look he always saw on his dad's face, or did Paris slip him a roofie??

The rumor is that Child Protective Services wants to come and check on Sean P. and Jayden J. after seeing Britney's hard partying ways. I don't know if I believe it... but if it's true, can they send the fashion police in there too?



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