Oh, Britney...

This mother of two shows off her streetwalker chic:

Ahh!!! Is she just trying to prove to us that she IS wearing underwear now? What is that? What kind of a store sells a "dress" like that, and can we please burn it down?

Um, Brit, I'm not sure what the point is of finally closing your legs while getting into a car. You've got underwear on now, and we've already seen it. From all angles.

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