Jessica needs a new prescription

I'm just as sad as everyone else to see the sudden decline of Jessica Simpson. She went from being one of America's sweethearts to throwing tantrums and sleeping in a straightjacket. If she doesn't get remarried soon and start Newlyweds 2: I Know Tuna Now I'm afraid she'll be off the wagon for good.



Jessica didn't look much better last night at the opening of Ken Pave's new hair salon in Beverly Hills. I'm worried that this may have become a Weekend at Bernie's situation. Jessica is just a heavily medicated zombie that Joe Simpson and Ken Paves are pushing around as long as possible so she can make them some more money before she collapses completely.



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