Tuesday, October 10, 2006

All hail photoshop


This is Brooke Hogan y'all. Airbrushed for your enjoyment in FHM's November issue.


Yes, after those pictures, let us all praise the wonders of photoshop. There is no way Brooke looks like that. I'm mostly thankful for the lack of the 5in. thick black eyeliner around her eyes. She looks SO much better without it. The raccoon look is so not fetch.

They also apparently nixed all alcoholic advertising from this issue since Brooke is only 18.

Dana Fields, executive publisher and president, said the magazine was complying with its alcoholic beverage advertiser's insertion orders, which call for the advertiser to be notified if someone under age 21 runs on the cover. They don't want to put their brand at any risk at all, she said. Fields said alcoholic beverage advertisers typically run in six out of 12 issues per year, and most of the ads that were slated to run in November were moved to the December issue.

That's so stupid. This is FHM we're talking about. It's basically soft core porn. And you're worried about running alcohol ads with minors? They're practically nekkid on the cover. And you know they totally get their "stars" drunk before shooting them. And during. And after. Jigga, please.



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