Hollywood Awards Gala

The stars (?) came out for the Hollywood Awards Gala last night. Um, but the look of the attendees, looks like a pretty schweet lame party!

Ben Affleck is frozen. He's serious. He's hard. He's deep and complicated. Watch and behold...the constipation. Linsday, man, girlfriend is at EVERY party. She does not even play. I hate this dress. It's falling off. It gives her a weird silhouette. The shoes don't go at all. Blech.

Sandra Bullock is modeling her '86 Prom Dress! Lovely! Three cheers! PUT IT AWAY. Maria Bello is confusing me. Does she have a long dress over pants? Is that a scarf or part of the dress? Why the beanie, why? This is just ALL wrong. I feel like I'm in mourning just looking at her.

Demi's shoes are FAB. Her dress looks slightly like it's caught in her bra, kinda like when you go to the bathroom and your skirt gets caught in your undies. Not a good look. Ashton totally cannot rock that beard. He looks like a total smelly scrub. Heather Graham is trying to class it up, but she still has a whorish look to her. I guess Grecian dresses are all the rage! I personally do not like them at all. This dress is giving her no figure whatsoever.

Jennifer looks great! Looks like she lost most of the baby weight. But that dress is so awful. It does nothing for her boobs and that extra poof is so unflattering. Who wants an extra roll in the bakery? I'm not even going into Penelope Cruz. Why the hell did she think Colonel Sanders of KFC was hotttt? At least bring a bucket of chicken with you next time.

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