Jigga WHO?!

This is really weird. Do y'all realize who that is?! KID ROCK. YES. I SWEAR. NO, SERIOUSLY. Where is the greasy hair, you ask? Finally hidden underneath that cute little hat instead of a pimp's hat. Where is the wife beater, you wonder? Replaced by a slightly better Fruit of the Loom cotton shirt. Where is his entourage of porn stars and midgets, you question? His porn star wife is probably at home weighing her massive chimis and maybe his lil midgets are tired of wading neck high in a pool of Kid Rock's chicken grease and beer that just oozes out of him and constantly surrounds him. Wow, look at what those midgets are missing out on now. Dare I say it...has he...actually...noooo...well, maybe....ummm...TAKEN A SHOWER? Well, I'm not too sure about that...but I can say married life looks well on him. So far. Kudos Pam.



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