Lesbians and Creepy dads. Awesome.

Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley are to play lesbian lovers in a new movie. The film is about famous Welsh poet Dylan Thomas and his wife, Caitlin, and was written by Keira's mother, Sharman Macdonald. Lindsay revealed to MTV: "Keira is older than me, but she kind of has a mysterious relationship with my lover and there's somewhat of a lesbian undertone."Aside from the erotic storyline, the movie will also focus on a real-life incident in which Keira's character Vera and her future husband attack the poet's home with a machine gun and a hand grenade.

So, that could be hot. Because Lohan is most definitely gonna be naked. Throughout the whole movie. Regardless of context. That's just what she does. She runs around naked. I don't see how there is a lesbian undertone if Keira is hooking up with Lindsay's lova, but whatevs, mos are hot. Except Tom. Cruise is just gay.

Meanwhile, the 'Pirates of the Caribbean' actress has revealed her fathertold her it was a shame she didn't have more sex before she became famous.Keira, 21, said: "My father says, 'I wish this could have happened in fiveyears' time, you could have been 20 and got really p***ed and slept withloads of people and no-one would have known.' "That would have been great."

Ladies and gentlemen, we officially have a candidate to go head to head for the Creepiest Dad Award previously dominated by none other than Mr. Joe My daughters have sweeeet chimis Simpson. And I'm officially skeeved.

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