Madonna gets ready to adopt

Madonna filed adoption papers at a Malawi court Thursday, a government official said, confirming claims that the star planned to adopt a 1-year-old boy.

Kingston Kilembe director of child welfare services in the Ministry of Gender, Child Welfare and Community Services, said the celebrity and her film director husband Guy Ritchie filed adoption papers Thursday before a judge at the Lilongwe High Court.

I get that everyone wants to be like Angelina, but this is getting out of hand. Everyone wants to get their rich little hands on some poor orphan. Are these people really ideal for being parents? I don't think so. You know Madonna is just gonna try to bathe, shower and flood this poor baby in Kabballah water, teach them how to master the art of the fake English accent and show them how to grab their crotch properly. Once the kid is about 5, he'll realize she's a maniac and run away. Can't they just donate money and suck face with their brothers? Everything would be a lot more simple that way.

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