What is WITH these girls?!

So you have these talented, smart (?), beautiful (?), rich women who go for these GROSS, dirty, greasy monsters. I just. don't. get it.

WHAT IS THAT? Please, someone tell me. I mean, I understand that MK is all bohemian and homeless chic, but jeez.

Let's all get over the fact that she looks like a gremlin. With white shades. Let's focus on him. Honey, you can't fit into those jeans. No matter how hard you try. All the pulling and yanking and squatting and lying on the bed while holding it all in still cannot get you into those jeans. Neither will baby powder and lotion because we all know that makes a paste. They're barely covering your goodies, for christ's sake. Actually, I'm not even sure they are. And that's a lot of pressure to put on that poor little belt. And all that bunched up jean make your legs look about 2 inches long. Not really a good look. No, seriously.

Was that a good choice? Those white sneakers with an ALL black outfit? Think about it. And think about a haircut. Layers, gayken bangs, something, dude. Cause right now, you're about a wave away from rockin the Jesus look. And only JC can rock that. MK...GET IT TOGETHER. You can do better than this. Only if you burn that grandma purse and wash your hair.

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