Frankenstein Reid

Tara Reid has come out with a little too much information about her stitched together, bumpy body:

"I got my breasts done for the first time because my breasts were uneven," Reid says. "I was a 34B, but the right one was always bigger than the left. I weigh 110 pounds now, but I always used to fluctuate by 10 pounds, so my skin was kind of saggy. I figured, I'm in Hollywood, I'm getting older, I'm going to fix them."

"First of all, I asked for big Bs, and he did not give me big Bs. He gave me Cs, and I didn't want them. At all. Right after the surgery, I had some bumps along the edges of my nipples, but the doctor said, 'Don't worry, it's going to be better.' But after six months of 'it's going to get better,' it started to get worse and worse. Guys I was dating would be like, 'What's wrong with them? They look really bad. You know, you should really get them fixed.' So embarrassing. I mean, you definitely need to turn off the lights, that's for sure.

I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted - I'm not going to lie - a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing."

Yeah Tara, we saw that ripply belly. Many, many times. After such a nightmare surgery, we're not sure why you decided to wear short shirts and bikinis every day. Please do stay in closets with guys you're "dating," keep the lights out, and spare the rest of us.

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