Makeover of the Day: Jack Osbourne

No one seems to care about the Osbourne kids anymore. That could possibly be because everyone finally realized they were talentless and annoying, and that it really wasn't all that fun to watch Kelly Osbourne yell "shut up" over and over in a music video.

Well, we haven't forgotten you guys! And Jack, you've been looking so spiffy since you lost the weight and stopped looking drunk all the time!

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