Can we get PETA on this?

I'm going to start a "Free the Pug" campaign. Who's with me?? Paris is just trying to find an animal that has eyes more wonky than hers, so she'll look hot next to it. She's probably going to put this cute little pug on a diet of lettuce and cocaine. She'll then lose it and post "Lost Dog" signs all over the place, like she did with Tinkerbell. The reward will be $500 and a case of crabs.


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