Lindsay's got 99 problems...

Man Pain: Holding hands with a guy who looks like a 40-year-old cross between Jude Law and Billy Bob Thornton:

Hair Pain: Realizing you forgot to put in frizz-ease this morning and your hair has gotten so electrocution-chic it won't even fit into a hair band:

Accessory Pain: When it hurts to lift your arm because of the weight of your accessories... all in the name of bad fashion...

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