Man, rehab is rough!

Rehab?? What's rehab? Lindsay leaves Christian Dior and takes a moment to pose for the paparazzi with her Starbucks iced beverage. That has got to be one of the ugliest hats I've ever seen. It's so ugly it's growing warts.



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Lindsay goes to rehab

Lindsay Lohan entered the luxe rehab facility Wonderland Center in Los Angeles' Laurel Canyon on Wednesday afternoon at 2:30 p.m., Us Weekly has learned.

"I have made a proactive decision to take care of my personal health," Lohan tells Us Weekly through her rep, Leslie Sloane-Zelnick. "I appreciate your well-wishes and ask that you please respect my privacy at this time."

She arrived at the facility in a blacked out SUV followed by a caravan of two other cars. Looking somber, the actress carried a dark Balenciaga bag and a Jamba Juice, she wore black tights, a green flannel shirt, a leather jacket, and a black baseball cap that said "Lola."

Though Lohan didn’t attend the Golden Globe Awards, the actress was spotted at Prince’s after-party at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel where "she was totally out of it,” according to an onlooker.

Witnesses say that the starlet partied until 6 a.m. Tuesday morning.

Wow... she's actually going to REAL rehab! Not making publicity appearances at AA meetings or "breaking a bone" and getting sent to the ER for the 10th time.

I wonder if they'll teach her to wear normal pants in rehab??



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Fonda tries to force class on Lohan

Jane Fonda celebrates her 69th birthday and covers Lindsay's cleavage shot:

Why does Lindz have a towel on her head, and who is that old geezer leaning into the picture? Do I want to know the answers to these questions?

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Lindsay in the hospital

Actress Lindsay Lohan was in a Los Angeles hospital on Thursday, having surgery to remove her appendix, her spokeswoman said.

"She is having her appendix removed," publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik said of the 20-year-old "Mean Girls" star.

Sloane Zelnik declined to elaborate on Lohan's condition. But the celebrity Web site TMZ.com said the actress saw a doctor on Wednesday after feeling ill and was diagnosed with appendicitis.

Ouch!! That sucks! It seems like she is always in the hospital for something...

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I love how she never wears pants

Lindsay at South Beach:

Who is that guy? Did Harry Morton gain a lot of weight? Anyway, I love how Lindsay will wear something like this huge wifebeater and work it like it's a million dollar gown.



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Lindsay airs her goodies

Ew, she's looking all kinds of nasty here. I take it back if I ever said her dark hair looked good. Huge Ugg boots, blinding pale white legs, greasy black hair? She looks like something out of the Addams Family.



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Breaking: Lindsay Lohan drinks water

Although she was drinking champagne and causing a scene at a recent GQ event, the New York Post reports that Lindsay Lohan is finally drying out. Last week, the party girl continued to hit such L.A. hot spots as Hyde and Chateau Marmont, but the starlet was seen sipping water. Her biggest step toward sobriety, though? Lindsay hasn't been seen anywhere near on-again, off-again BFF Paris Hilton. But that might just be a fluke since Paris jetted down to Miami for a few days to rekindle her relationship with Stavros Niarchos.

Ok, captain obvious. Everyone Paris Hilton gets near turns into a raging whorebag alcoholic. Why is this news? Just further proof that if we sent Paris to Antarctica, most of the world's problems would probably be solved.

Here Lindsay is leaving an AA meeting wearing what seems to be a prison jumpsuit her dad loaned to her:




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Lindsay Bloat-han

Does she look preggers or what? I bet K-Fed is the father, but Tom Cruise will try to claim it's his.



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High maintenance Lindsay

In Touch has obtained the list of items requested by Lindsay, 20, before filming Georgia Rule this summer.

The star told movie execs she only wanted pink or purple towels hanging in her trailer. She also insisted her Vitamin Water had to be red or purple and she only wanted strawberry or raspberry multigrain bars. Her granola should come from LA's La Brea Bakery, while her yogurt had to be Dannon and her potato chips Lay's. But the most outrageous demands weren't even on the list - she also insisted on a $20,000 spray tanning booth and a personal masseuse on hand at all times.

"Lindsay hates to look too pale, so this way she was always tanned," a set insider says. "It was a huge expense." Lindsay even wanted the production company, Trust Me, Inc. to supply her vitamins - B12, flaxseed, and One-A-Day multivitamins, as well as Mucinex for her cough and Claritin for her allergies.

So that's why this girl is always orange. She has a spray tan booth in her trailer. You wake up and have a bowl of cereal, right? She wakes up and takes 8 pills while standing in her tanning booth. Hot.



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Lindsay Lohan goes to AA for fun

Lindsay Lohan has been attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, her publicist said Friday. "She started attending some, and I think it's a positive thing," Leslie Sloane told The Associated Press. "My biggest fear is who's the big idiot to out which (chapter) she goes to."

She said Lohan, 20, made the decision on her own to attend meetings, although Sloane added: "And, by the way, she's not saying ... she'll stop drinking tomorrow."

"It's a place to go and feel safe," she said. "No one judges her, and it's going to be a slow process. But, to me, the fact that she's seeing that there's something not right makes her smarter than the next person."

In an interview Friday with E! Entertainment Television's Ryan Seacrest, Lohan's mother, Dina, echoed Sloane's comments. "That is true ... It's a positive thing," she said.

The New York Post first reported sightings of Lohan at an AA meeting earlier this week. The actress, who's currently filming "The Best Time of Our Lives," recurringly makes that paper's gossipy Page Six and other celebrity columns for her hard-partying ways.

Um.. Who goes to AA meetings when they're not even trying to stop drinking? When they ask her when her last drink was and she says "I did five body shots off Paris Hilton last night, bitchezzz!" Don't they all want to kick her in the face?



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Lindsay Lohan Crotch Shot

Lindsay manages to keep her actual goodies hidden for this photoshoot for the December issue of L'Officiel, although it looks like she's totally itching to let them out in a couple of these pictures (pun intended). Britney's recent antics have made Lindz look like a classy goodie two shoes lately.




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I can't take much more

Ok, after these pics I need to take a 4 year break from Paris & Britney. Now Lindsay Lohan is caught up in their whirlwind of Curious perfume, cheetos and crabs. The paparazzi have a pretty easy job now... all the goodies flashes are taking place in one location now instead of 3!


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Lindsay's got 99 problems...

Man Pain: Holding hands with a guy who looks like a 40-year-old cross between Jude Law and Billy Bob Thornton:

Hair Pain: Realizing you forgot to put in frizz-ease this morning and your hair has gotten so electrocution-chic it won't even fit into a hair band:

Accessory Pain: When it hurts to lift your arm because of the weight of your accessories... all in the name of bad fashion...

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Lindsay likes to kiss old women

Lindsay puckers up and kisses Donna Karan at the launch of Gold to make sure she's the center of attention...

I guess the rumors about self mutilation, drug addiction, anorexia, bulemia, botox injections, psychotic family, nip slips and crotch slips weren't enough... so she pulled a little Britney/Madonna action!

Donna should wash her mouth out with soap. She should also stop caressing Lindsay's leg in the picture below. You're old, that's gross.



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