Breaking: Lindsay Lohan drinks water

Although she was drinking champagne and causing a scene at a recent GQ event, the New York Post reports that Lindsay Lohan is finally drying out. Last week, the party girl continued to hit such L.A. hot spots as Hyde and Chateau Marmont, but the starlet was seen sipping water. Her biggest step toward sobriety, though? Lindsay hasn't been seen anywhere near on-again, off-again BFF Paris Hilton. But that might just be a fluke since Paris jetted down to Miami for a few days to rekindle her relationship with Stavros Niarchos.

Ok, captain obvious. Everyone Paris Hilton gets near turns into a raging whorebag alcoholic. Why is this news? Just further proof that if we sent Paris to Antarctica, most of the world's problems would probably be solved.

Here Lindsay is leaving an AA meeting wearing what seems to be a prison jumpsuit her dad loaned to her:




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