Could YOU be the next Pussycat Doll?

The "CW Network," which will begin broadcasting in the fall, has announced an upcoming reality TV show: The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll. The Pussycat Dolls are an amusing bunch... apparently a few of the backup dancers convinced the real PCDs that they were part of the group. Which explains why they have seven people who sing and strike poses. Maybe I should try out! I could convince them that I'm their leader. And that they should convert to Scientology. And give me all their money.

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