Keanu is Dumb

Keanu Reeves was spotted visiting a psychic the other day. He got the answers to all of his burning questions...
"Does this beard look good?" No.
"Am I a good actor?" No.
"I'm better than Sandra Bullock though, right?" No.
"But, like, the Lakehouse was good though wasn't it?" No.
"Will you go out on a date with me?" No.

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