Saturday, August 19, 2006

Kevin Federgrime wants to take your breath away

Kevin Federgrime tells us how he feels about his upcoming performance at the Teen Choice Awards in an interview with People Magazine:

Q: You're making your debut on the Teen Choice Awards. Are you nervous?
A: I'm not freaked out at all, man. There ain't no way. I'm ready. It's going to be incredible. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve here and there.

What "tricks" does he have up his sleeve? Tricks like knocking girls up? Befriending poolboys? Blowing smoke rings? Wearing flip-flops with socks?

Q: Could you have performed in front of such a big audience a year ago?
A: I could have if I had to. But I think I took my time, made stuff a lot better. I think if I would have done it a year ago, it would have been more of a thing where people would have laughed at it. I just wasn't ready. The music wasn't ready.

At least he realizes we're lauging at him. And your "music" will never be ready, Kev. Never.

Q: What are you going for with your performance?
A: I think I'm going to go for the Oh-my-God factor. That's what I'm aiming for.

As in, "Oh my God, what's that SMELL?"

Q: Does it hurt when people link you only to Britney?
A: Not really, no. I'm glad that people link me to Britney. That’s my wife. That’s my family.

Damn straight you'd better kiss her ass. If it wasn't for her, you'd still be working at a car wash and auditioning to be a backup dancer for Clay Aiken.


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