LMAO!

I'm just gonna share this little gem of a quote with y'all and let you laugh your asses off!

"People think I sleep with everyone, but I'm not like that. I like kissing, but that's all I do. I'm not having sex for a year, I've decided." -Paris Hilton, who also said she's had sex with only two people, to British GQ. Uh-huh, yea.

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