The World's Next Most Anticipated Baby:

Tori Spelling is preggers y'all. YES. The world's ugliest baby is in the works!! WOO HOO! I cannot wait to lay my hands on that little piece of work.

As Life & Style reports in its current issue, Tori, 33, and husband Dean McDermott, 39, are ecstatic, says an insider. “She has always wanted kids,” says the insider.

That poor little baby is gonna be born a he/she. With canyon boobs. And already a preferred member at Hollywood's famous plastic surgery clinic. That totally blowz for them. But is GRRRRRRREAT for me! I love a hearty laugh.

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