Kirsten Dunst bought a new boyfriend

Dumpster Dunst is pretty good at finding guys with really bad eyesight and paying them by the hour to canoodle with her in public. Her latest victim is some unknown average joe. Let's hope this poor guy is able to get out of this contract, and soon!


She looks just as gross as usual. Her hair is a stringy mess, and her shirt looks like something she found on the floor of her dad's closet in 1982.

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