Makeover of the Day: Nicole Kidman

Before: Little orphan Annie grows up to become an angry convict jailed for animal abuse and theft.

After: Alien lands in L.A. and discovers botox, cheek implants and facelifts. I'm half expecting those gold pods on her necklace to hatch little squirming alien offspring.

Ew. I'm really not sure if this is a makeover or a makeunder. Can it be a makeunder-makeunder? At least she's discovered frizz control products. Let's just leave it at that.

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