Cheaters!

Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connolly are no more. Hilton has reportedly broken up with her boyfriend after a two year relationship. A rep confirmed that Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connolly are "no longer a couple" after she allegedly dumped him because she suspected him of cheating.

What a shocker. Who would have thought that Kevin sleaze-face Connolly could cheat on the totally beautiful non-horsey Nicky? I wonder who he cheated with... my money is on Paris.

Nicky looking dejected around town:

Petra Nemcova has also dumped her boy toy James Blunt, apparently for being ugly and having a girly voice. Ok fine, the real reason is his cheating!

Rumours got back to Petra that James had been partying with loads of gorgeous girls in Ibiza over the summer. They had a huge row during London Fashion Week last month and now it is all over." According to close friends, the singer is desperate to work things out with Petra, but the 27-year-old model is unsure whether she can trust him again. The source added: "She's agreed to meet him a couple of times to try to work things out but it isn't looking good."

I'm sure James has the perfect strategy for winning her back: singing her a love song and then staring at her chimis. How did he land her anyway?! It's one of the mysteries of the universe. I'm glad they're through, because now I will no longer have to spend my nights pondering over why these two are together.

Petra looking gorg:

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