At the AMAs

The American Music Awards were last night, which brought out some of our favorite stars:





D-listers JC and JoJo presented an award...












Britney would look pretty good here, if her hair weren't TWO DIFFERENT LENGTHS.


















This dress is pretty, and looks nice on her. Boring. Moving on...

Oh no. I love Gwen and all, but this is just not good. She looks like a tranny with that wig and those shorts. It's like she just walked off the set of a porno from the 70s.
















Ashlee has seen better days. She looks a bit like a drowned cocker spaniel. The hair and makeup are just not flattering.


















Paris is clearly covering up the bags under her eyes with raccoon eyeliner. She's so tired she showed up in her nightgown... I think I can see Stavros' handprint on it.











Nelly Furtado has been looking so ghetto-fab lately... what happened to the hippy look she had going on just last year?












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