Britney needs some guidance & a beating

Brit, you are not trading up here.

We thought there was hope for you when you dumped K-Fed, but now we're realizing that your rebound is seriously the Crab Queen. Running around with Paris isn't really the best way to show a judge that you're a fit parent. The only thing hanging out with Paris proves is that you have no self-respect and a bottle of Valtrex nearby if you need it.

Britney letting Paris breathe all over Sean P.:

K-Fed has a winning case with this photo alone.

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