Jessica Simpson is SUCH a VIP

Of BLOCKBUSTER. What the hell does she have anything to do with Blockbuster?! This is weird. Is she Employee of the Month? He. he. he. Hmmm...maybe she rents old Newlyweds episodes and reminisces about what a maniac La-douchebag-chey was while watching sports. And how much he ignored her? Or maybe she rents Dukes of Hazzard and stares at her chimis like we all do. Hmmm...so many possibilities...

At least she cleans up nicely...although I hate that dress, the shoes are friggin adorbs

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