Mr. Cruise, Mrs. Cruise, and little invisible baby

Rumors are swirling that Tom and Kat(i)e are planning to tie the knot this weekend. Kate's hairdresser is booked all weekend, and now a bunch of tents and chandeliers have mysteriously started popping up at the "Scientology Celebrity Centre" in California. Poor Kate... she just needs to get enough of that pre-nup money to allow her to escape through the sewers and never be seen again. I really feel bad for the girl. She thought she was getting a fairy tale ending, and instead got a forced cult membership, a baby everyone thinks is an alien, and a gay fiancee. And apparently, her parents are planning on pulling a Suri and won't be showing up at the wedding. Maybe Xenu will walk her down the aisle?


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