The new Michelangelo

As if we didn't have enough of that too much information feeling when we got this little gem:

The artist is now creating another masterpiece inspired by Suri's first crap.

The work was reportedly inspired by Suri's first solid meal and the fecal matter that followed. A spokesperson for the gallery where the "piece" will be displayed says, "Babies mostly breastfeed for the first four months, so a baby's first meal of solid food may be a baby's first meal at the dinner table. A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful momento for the family."

A meaningful momento would be the baby spoon, or the bib or even the half eaten meal, but the poop?! Lord. Remember when the things you used to have bronzed were the baby shoes? Weren't those the good ol' days? When the hell did the world start getting so ape shit crazy that we're now having actual POOP bronzed?! And he's an "artist"?! Dude, I should totally just start slapping clay to the wall and call it a masterpiece inspired by shit hitting the fan. I'd be sooo rich.

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