Thursday, August 31, 2006

Trannies and Icecream

Fergie shaved her beard and showed up for the Coldstone Creamery "Shake It Up" dance contest.
You're probably wondering why an ice cream shop is hosting a dance party. I guess those Coldstone bastards are trying to promote a way to burn Coldstone calories so you won't get so fat you can't fit through their door to buy more icecream. If they can just get people to shake their ass enough to keep fitting into Coldstone stores.... success!!!

I'm completely and utterly confused as to why there are wax figures at the ice cream dance contest. Are they just trying to trick you into thinking that real female celebrities showed up to this thing?


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