Minister says Jessica and Ashlee aren't good Christians

Put your chimis back in your shirts, ladies, or else beware the wrath of this crazy maniac.

Adding to Jess's troubles is news that she and her sister Ashlee have been attacked by a Christian minister for using sex to sell their CDs. Although Jessica's and Ashlee's raunchy film clips and photo shoots are no sexier than the work of their pop peers, the Reverend Bob Harrington has singled the girls out for criticism because their father and manager, Joe, was once a Baptist preacher himself.

"They don't represent American standards and certainly not Christian standards," fumes the Texan minister.

"Their father has replaced his faith in the Lord with the love of money, which is the root of all evil. He has replaced holiness with horniness.

"[Jessica and Ashlee] will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell." Although Jess has laughed off his extreme comments, sources say the singers have lost many of their Christian fans in the US because of Jess's divorce and Ashlee's recent sexy makeover. "

Marketing Jessica as a sex kitten was all Joe's idea and it's backfired," notes an insider. "And Ashlee is going down the same road. Joe's marketing plan was simple — sex sells. "But it looks like they've lost a lucrative segment of their record buyers along the way."

Oh, give me a break. SEX DOES SELL. Why are we all running out to buy Ashlee and Jessica's latest CDs, watching Jessica dance seductively in her videos, and watching Ashlee on Broadway?

How many screaming fans would they have if they dressed in wool and sang inspirational gospel tunes? About 4.

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